Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too etherealSNOCEAN
Me waking up around 2 in the afternoon: “Ok I really should get up for the day”
*10 minutes later*
Sleepy bitch disease
Me everyday honestly
cat sounds, rated
mrow?: inquisitive. timeless. succinct and to the point. 8/10
purr: is there anything better? 10/10
silent judgement: not a cat sound. does not count. 0/10
mow-wow-wow!: exuberant. joyful. a frank delight. you should be so lucky as to hear this cat sound on a regular basis. 9/10
AAAAAAAA: obnoxious. loud. why is my tiny bastard screaming? 3/10
rrrrrrrrrrrrr!: your cat is angry. this is a bad cat sound, but ultimately necessary so that you understand their displeasure. 5/10
mrrrp: cat activation noise. melodic. flawless vibrato. short and sweet. 9/10
the classic yodel: everyone loves a good yodel. shows off your cat’s vocal range. emotional. plaintive yet hopeful. showstopping. 8.5/10
the classic yodel after 1 AM: no!!!!!!!! -10000/10
