money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
i put the sad in quesadilla
you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends
and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit
and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon
people selectively breeding pigeons is the funniest thing in the world and the results are even better
llook at this
wheres your hfufcking HEAD
i cant breathe how does this thing wal k or do aynthing at all
*looks in the mirror*
what the fuck is that
Thinking of dyeing my hair pink again???
Thinking of getting another face piercing???
I also really want a tattoo??
I went back to the gym today for the first time in 2 months??